The world learned a new Pope had been elected seconds after a seagull regurgitated part of a Vatican street rat for its chick, white smoke curling through the scene like the mist that conceals the organic horror of Skull Island. Before the elder gull vomited the mangled corpse of rattus
How gauche to be living in a small rural town with a dark secret. Boring, done before. And just as I was about to retire (to France). The town is all a-flutter because somebody has gone to great expense to print an eight page, full colour 'community newsletter'
I have no idea what I am doing
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the mendicant class is up, not down
which bears absolutely no* resemblance to my first
send help
2 AusTender 2 Curious
dante's pique
the road will only ever be wide
please, imagine the clown or my owner will kill me
like Clever Hans himself, not everything that seems to actually counts